Ezekiel 25:17Edit

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Bob Ross 1:1Edit

Beat the devil out of it.

Toshiba 16:9Edit

If thy screen still uses 4:3, thou shalt throw thy tellyvisyen away into your neighbor's house.