The Damn Commies are a group that hates 'Murica and is working to undermine our core values. Fluoridation, Hollywood, Kenned, all of them were secret plots by the Damn Commies who know they can't defeat superior 'Murican values, so they try to brainwash our youth into worshipping Karl Marx and destroying our way of life. That's why we have to stop them before they destroy us all with their death rays that they got from The Organization.