By MBTI personality tests, he is an INFJ, the rarest personality type of all. He is also classified as happy, sarcastic, sloppy and prefer to work alone and is usually not energetic. He used to be a conservative and always supports pro-life and frequently destroyed Planned Parenthood stores until he met Donald Trump. Now he will vote instead for Harland Sanders from the Democratic Party and support the liberal socialist cause, which is basically center-right.
Hailing from the world of Saints Row in the Rockstar North studios in South Africa, he is not given any Devil Fruit. He is instead given the six forbidden powers of the Sinumpang Prutas: Telekinesis, Super Sprint, Super Jump, Death from Above, Buff, North Korean Nukes plus his ultimate skill, the Lasagna Blade. He also does not pass out because he has infinite stamina and he is not a Canadian Tire product. He is also the smartest person alive because most of his jokes require jihadist-level understanding of sarcasm, or maybe not because he makes Mangapanda because of his golden English translating skills that made Kaido and his minions put them altogether in one page. He does not have Haki because it's too mainstream and he can otherwise make Luffy suffer slowly through his telekinesis, aside from a solid rock will.
His only weapon is his hat, which becomes a spear launcher. The next time he goes to war, he will wear traditional Klansmen clothing because the hat got rekt.
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