one day there was a man named vidya

he traveled from land to land eating people with his giant urethra and he was really gay and hated women with alrge breasts

one day snot started coming out of his 300 mile cock that was curled like a rope in his jeans

the snot splattered the world and the scent attracted giant aliens, they had never sensed snot before because there was not enough of it

vidya slapped them all out of the way with his humongous phallus

but he was sent flying into space and he flipped around and his dick destroyed the world

the end